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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
foamingcrowz
ask-the-multishipper

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

unicornpancakes

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

gipsy-bones

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

jointeamfreewill

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WHAT
imivi

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???

2snowy4u

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

clueless-gamer

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

kynisme

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oh?

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OH

ohcaptainmycaptain1918

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

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nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

pearlpines

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

goopy-amethyst

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

goopy-amethyst

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THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

puzzleypuzzler

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you’re shitting me

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HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

blustrology

i wanna see what happens

ultra-cheesecakepizza-me

it looks fun i guess

kenny-bender

Where did this even come from

thefutaking

This sho

kawaiikingdomeagle

Wierd :o

bloodyponidot

I want in

mysterygirlsofficialtumbler

I call doubt

opals-official-twitter-account

Hmm

amethysts-pants-official

I
D I D
T H I S
A N D
I
G O T
A N
A S K
T H A T
J U S T
“ P A N T S ”

nertleturtle

i s2g-

nertleturtle

i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND
DAMN IT

raging-kitten

I dont believe this

thathighclassbitch

My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.

are-you-triggered-yet

I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D

thathighclassbitch

..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????

are-you-triggered-yet

O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD 

angrybeardedbastard

Hmmm

katuki-yuri

GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS

ask-crispisara

yolo

halfways-to-hell

I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.

totallynaf

Hm.

breen-arts

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ok i believe

red--leader

shrug emoji

the-milk-was-expired

BITCH FUCK ME UP

korbles

DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES

bubbly-boy

what is this mahogoney.

cliche-ask-max

Dude wtf

dmax-search-history

((i am utterly confused))

tabii-search-history

oh))

neeancy-search-history

Yeah right, as if it’s real…

(But I am actually desperately lonely and hoping it is)

flowerscout-davey-search-history

*rolls eyes* suuuure

erin-search-history

//:^)))

thefangirlingmaster

pls

seaveysupreme

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NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER


NOPE IM OUT

sweetseaveydreams

wot in tarnation 

can i get a hoopla

anathemize

maybe if i’m real lucky

punchmeinthethroatryanross

doubt ill get one

milomeepit

This is just another urban legend no way *rolls eyes*

pattonvirgilromanlogan

Don’t believe it

twentyoneparades-to-panic-at

I just want a lot of interaction rn

aquilacalvitium

Okay ima test this and reblog again if it works.

aquilacalvitium

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GUYS. IT FUCKING WORKED. I’M A LITTLE CREEPED OUT.

platinumdistorsio

I am very curious…

thanxolotl

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what the shit. i’m going through mini-existentialism over fucking quilts

onetiredowl

bet 

crystalthecookiecat

I doubt this but ok let’s try

scarlett-draws-stuff-190

ok

tiny-lil-dragons

this post is so fucking long, it took me 847652525 years to scroll past, it better work

hizashit

this better worK

oh-bagels

work it bitch

smolbirbchilbean

Bru what

ask-the-crew

Let’s see….

baldisbasics-protagonist

I want 50 :D

asktheplayerfrombbieal

This must be a joke right?

randomfandom1987

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THIS ACTUALLY WORKS WTF

askcorruptedbaldi

//Mun: I’ll give this a shot-

asktheflowerbaldi

i don’t think so- but why not

poptartkitt

Oof

galaxydragon31

OOF

zoeywinterrose

Okay cool lets see even though I’m kinda scared

the-unholy-abbey-of-ghost

This summons a tumblrbot. 😂

cravencorbs

I want it

thehoofleiestpoof

You won’t do it coward

hjsracha

lmao this ain’t happening

brujawentz

i love this

spiderboyneedsahug

i want in lol

mystey-writes

i want love gimme it

danisnotaler

Oh um

xxslasher-skeletonxx

Mine

deanismymom

I want several

god-of-sporks

i doubt but I’m also curious

pastel-lemon-yellow

same

obama-is-my-father

curiosity killed the duck i guess

willowcat88

COME AT ME, B IT  C H E T H

adorablehatsume

:0000000000000

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jacobsantiago

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Hey mother nature i love you and shit but like….what the fuck my good bitch

instantbanana

Goodness!

Okay. I’m Canadian so I know a shit ton about staying warm if you’re new to the cold there here are some tips!(add more if you know more!)

1. Wear grippy shoes, nothing is worse than snowmelt freezing on your skin.

2.Do not wear jeans as your outter layer. wet denim is the most body heat siphoning mother fucker known to man or god

3. Have a warm drink with you. It will help. Even just some hot soup broth or boiled water will help keep you warm.

4. Wear a moisture wicking layer close to your skin so you don’t get cold from your own sweat. You will sweat. That is fine and expected.

5. If you start feeling too warm even though you were cold and like you have to take your clothes of DO NOT. Call 911. You are suffering from hypothermia.

6. Bring a blanket and a heat source that needs no electricity with you in your vehicle. You do not want to be stranded with no heat in the case that something happens.

7. If you are struggling on ice as you’re walking, stop. Get your balance and penguin shuffle to a less slippery patch of ground. There’s usually less ice on one side of the walk and it’s better to walk in the snow next to the sidewalk than it is to eat dirt when ya slip

8. STAY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK AWAY FROM FROZEN BODIES OF WATER. Ponds are deceptive as shit even with the “solid blue tried and true” thing. Go around.

9. Keep kids warm. They run at a higher body temperature and will feel the effects of the cold worse than you.

10. Huddling is your best friend. Even if you don’t know the person, remember you’re both cold, especially if they don’t have the right clothing for the weather.

11. Pay attention to windchill. That is how cold it feels. Dress appropriately please. I know it’s tempting to dress for style, but there’s nothing stylish about losing your toes to frostbite

12. Don’t touch metal if you can avoid it. It will sap your heat and likely freeze to anything wet. Like tongues. Don’t fucking lick a pole.

13. If someone licks something metal, pour warm water over their tongue to get them free. If they yank, they will bleed. A lot.

14. Keep your ears, noes, fingers, and toes warm. You’re extremities will get cold first and are the most likely parts of your body to get frostbite.

15. If you see someone who may not have a place to be in the cold, offer to help them find a local shelter or library. The elements, especially the cold, are some of the largest threats to those who cannot avoid them.

16. If you find yourself stuck outside for a long time, sleep during the day when it is warmest, and avoid sleeping on the ground. Stay awake as much as you can at night so you have a better chance of staying warm.

drellvhen

Also, look out for your local animals.  

Cats will sleep on car wheels where you can’t see them - it’s elevated, rubber is warmer than the ground, and it’s a little hideyhole where they feel safe.  Check your wheel wells and under your car before you go driving off, you might save a tiny life.

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You can also, if you’re so inclined, make a little winter shelter for cats and small animals fairly easily and cheaply.

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[Here] is a great (if lengthy) text guide to building shelters for local cats.
[Here] is a video from the Ontario SPCA.
[Here] is an even simpler (ad possibly cheaper) version of basically the same thing. 
As long as you smooth out the opening (so the lil guys don’t injure themselves on it), insulate, and line it, and then put it somewhere where it’s not going to get flooded or the animal snowed in, you’re grand.
It might not seem like much in the face of subzero temperatures, but it’s damn well better than nothing.

awkwardkurogiri

Everyone, look through the notes for other information too!

libertarirynn

Wear a hat! Body heat can escape from your head. Also take “stay inside“ warnings from weatherman seriously. -50° ain’t nothing to fuck with. If there is no life-and-death reason for you to be outside, don’t.

ofmoonlightandthesun

Stay warm and for the love of the Gods, do NOT go outside!!!!

inky-bird-hh

Oh my lord!this was so helpful thank you. I live in Minnesota and our cold strike was just finished. Not to mention our furnace broke

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jehovahhthickness

Stop dating abusive women 2018

jessnesquik

Hardly any women are gonna reblog this tbh 🙃

jehovahhthickness

A lot of women behave like this and think this ain’t abuse

But let a nigga slap them, damage their clothes and pour a drink on them, all hell will break loose.

EVERYONE CAN BE A VICTIM OF DOMESTIC ABUSE!

thesunsword

Buddy has the soul of an angel and composure out of this world

goldaquarius

Just in case anyone wants the context: He has been making music in Chicago, he recently performed to a large audience and met London on da track, who offered him an opportunity in LA. She didn’t want to leave Chicago because of her business there. He told her that she doesn’t have to go, he just needs to do this for his music. She got upset because he straight up told her that he valued his career over their relationship and she did this. 

Now I’m not a relationship expert, but I will never understand how some of y’all expect people to put you above the shit they have to do. Always put your career, your job, your livelihood first. This was all kinds of fucked up, really fucking abusive and manipulative, he should definitely go to LA with or without her. 

deliamelodyofficial

Many women *WILL* reblog this, because part of feminism is acknowledging that women are just as capable of being abusive as men. Acting as though women cannot be abusive is misogyny, and relies on the misogynist tropes that women are frail, and innocent in comparison to men. Any true feminist must acknowledge that neither of these things are necessarily true and that a woman is in fact capable of being abusive whether it’s to another woman, a man, or a nonbinary person.

The reason we focus on abuse from men towards women is that it is more prevalent, and institutionally encouraged, justified, and allowed without consequence, while a woman even “talking back” to a man is to be “put in her place.”

Don’t bring your weak, fragile “Few women will reblog this” shit up in here. We know what abuse looks like when we see it.

milo-does-a-hecking-discourse

who is she though, is my question.

roskiiart

The only women who won’t reblog this is cishet™ones or terfs cause they don’t think men can be abused.

nasyanastia

I’m a woman and I reblog it. I can’t toralate abusing of any kind. And that’s what feminism is, that woem and men are equal

spacekidb

Yall gotta start calling the police on these type of women. Or your girl cousin or something.

inky-bird-hh

!!!!!

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bluud

sorry to be cringey but can we stop this idea that every furry is a sex hungry freak that likes bestiality and has really disturbing kinks. being a furry is just thinking anthropomorphic animals are interesting and cute. theres nothing inherently sexual about being a furry. just because someone says “im a furry” they arent necessarily confessing to you how they get horny for foxes with tits or diapers on dogs or something. so when u see someone make a fursona or draw an anthro animal, dont immediately think “they wanna fuck animals”. sometimes its just that….anthro animals….are fun to draw. 

basically,

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jasmitten

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Originally posted by butteryplanet

proteusolm

It’s especially worth talking about that there is a significant amount of furries that are children and minors, and projecting sexual things into that is extremely vile.

I wouldn’t call myself a furry these days, haven’t been one for a number of years, but in late elementary school through to maybe grade 9 or 10, I spent a lot of time drawing my little fursonas and interacting with the large community of other tweens with fursonas on deviantart. There was nothing freaky about it, we were all just kids who enjoyed drawing animals and having an animal character that represented ourselves. It was fun and innocent.

People thinking of child me and my online friends in a sexual manner is nauseating. That’s what folks are doing when they declare that every kid who likes drawing funny coloured dogs and pretending that’s them is actually doing it for sexual reasons.

cristacake

Oh look, the reason I stopped drawing for like 3 years straight in my early teens. The realization that people thought my OCs with cute kitty and puppy ears and noses were actually a dirty sex thing. 

I had been showing my family my drawings because I was proud of them, and then felt really disgusting when I learned of the sexual association. Humiliated.

Please don’t do this to kids.

iamtrashlordfearme

A LOT OF FURRIES ARE MINORS SO ACCUSING IT ALL OF BEING SEXUAL SHIT IS DISGUSTING THANKS

moonstrxcked

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doc-monster-weirdo

🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵🍵PREACH!

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